The last few weeks have been good for walking but yesterday I was out to celebrate my friend Anne’s 60th birthday at a very good venue (Oak Tree Inn, Helperby). The food was particularly good. Not only did I not get to walk but I consumed more than I should. The guilt and food had obviously combined to ensure that I must walk today.
The alarm went off and the crack in the curtain revealed mist. Lots of it. I pondered and decided to roll over and have a snooze. It made no difference getting up a little later. Andrea had decided that she wasn’t walking so it was to be a solo effort. I packed everything and headed up the road to see if I could get above the mist. Not a chance. I headed towards Sheffield and as I got past Hillsborough the sun was shining and there was no mist. Perfect. Derbyshire sprung to mind. I drove out along the Ecclesall Road covered in sunshine and I was feeling particularly smug. It was only as I approached the Fox House pub that the mist returned and by the time I got to the car park at Longshaw it was thick again.
Worse was to come. People were suiting up for something approaching artic travel. There I was with just walking boots, a fleece and a hat. I thought I was fine for this sort of weather but others had lurid coloured waterproofs, heavy rucksacks, gloves and multi-layered hats. What did they know? So nervous was I that I thought a check on the Meteo Weather app was in order. Of course, there is a consistent problem in Derbyshire. No communications links. I couldn’t check the weather. Anyway, I left them preparing their fourth or fifth layer and set off wondering what climate calamity was coming my way.
The sounds of your surroundings certainly differ in the mist. The road was nowhere near as noisy as it could have been and the sounds of streams were less audible. Sheep sounded more distant. It was a calmer start to the walk which was no bad thing. The stream in Padley Gorge is beautiful but with limited visibility came problems of getting close enough to photograph anything. As I entered the wooded part of the gorge I couldn’t help but be drawn by the attraction of a decent cup of tea at Grindleford Station. I fought off this temptation and headed up to the Surprise View path instead. I didn’t need a “cup of tea and while I’m here I may as well have a full English breakfast”.
What you don’t notice as you come down the gorge is just how quickly you are descending. Heading up the Surprise View pathway leaves you in no doubt how slowly you are ascending. I spend a few minutes gasping for air and then looked at the map to work out where I should go. I ended up in what I assumed was Bolehill Quarry given the steep sides and no visible exit. I want to say this was deliberate. I can’t. With my map reading and the thickness of the mist I suppose I could have been in the middle of Hathersage and not really known the difference. Fortunately, I came to another path and decided to walk along it. I could hear voices which was initially a bit of a relief but I still couldn’t see them and wondered if I was imagining it.
No. Not imagining at all. I could see lurid coloured tops so I assumed walkers. The heavily laden backpacks confirmed my assessment.
“We were having a bet about what you were carrying” said one of the walkers.
“What came out as favourite?” I asked.
“A snooker cue” came the reply.
My tripod is a pain to carry and I was initially amused. However, I became more disturbed. Who would walk in the coutryside with a snooker cue? I got close enough to see that the voice was coming from a walker sat in a child’s buggy. Not one of those with the huge countryside wheels but one with a normal set of smaller wheels. And this was the guy who thought I may be carrying a snooker cue. It made sense now. Kind of. I muttered something about a snooker cue being more use than a tripod on a day like today and scurried off with “Hills Have Eyes” images flashing through my mind.
It was steep up here. And then, it got steeper. More gasping. The paths really are very generous in width but it is scant compensation for the lack of oxygen. I was comforted by the knowledge that the sound of my wheezing wouldn’t carry very far. Upward I climed and then on the flatter bit the map showed a stone circle to the right (I think it would be kind of eastwards but can’t confirm that) . With visibility measured in inches and my lack of any relevant outdoor skills I figured that it was sensible to give the stone circle a miss for today. As I approached Surprise View I had already determined that there would be no surprises in store so didn’t bother going up there.
More walking took me over Owler Tor. I could hear loads of voices but nobody was visible. The sight of the stream came as an immense relief. I had obviously come at the time where amphibious dogs are let loose into the stream to just run into the water, bark and come back out again. I assume the cycle goes like this:
- Magic. There’s a stream there.
- Run… jump… and splash.
- Brrrrrrr. It’s freezing. Bark with surprise.
- Jump out and shake vigorously. Soak everything for fifty yards either side.
- Look at owner. Run off.
- Magic. There’s a stream there…
The sun was doing its best to burn off what remained of the mist and I’m glad to say that by the time I got back to the car park it had just started shining properly. Great.
My fleece had a layer of moisture droplets covering my shoulders. I was absolutely boiling. I could see steam coming off me as I got my boots changed.
I packed the boots, my camera and the snooker cue into the boot of the car and felt particularly satisfied with life. 4.5 miles, a decent sweat and more than just the odd aching muscle. A decent morning all told.
Route of the walk on Endomondo.



































